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me again
04-16-2005, 01:10 PM
We have all kinds in America:A pollster was working outside the United Nations building. He approached three men: a Texan, a Californian and a New Yorker.

"Excuse me," he said, "I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage."

The Texan replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?"

The Californian asked, "Excuse me, but what is meat?"

The New Yorker replied, "What is 'Excuse me'?"LOL :doh: :snicker:

The Crusader
04-18-2005, 04:49 AM
We have all kinds in America:A pollster was working outside the United Nations building. He approached three men: a Texan, a Californian and a New Yorker.

"Excuse me," he said, "I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage."

The Texan replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?"

The Californian asked, "Excuse me, but what is meat?"

The New Yorker replied, "What is 'Excuse me'?"LOL :doh: :snicker:

You get **** LOL :boing: :snicker: